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The End of the World is May 21st and I have nothing to blog about.



Maybe that's why?  I've been waking up at 3AM too!
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Every thing has already been said.  I've gone over all of my archives and discovered I have said everything I needed to say - and then some.  I have warned the CDF about Thom.  I've warned the married men about Kat - just ignore her no matter how low cut her tops are.  I've warned the bishops about Fr. Z and Fr. Corapi and Michael Voris.  I've given Larry's name to the Michigan State authorities.  I've given Sara and Tara and Adrienne and Fr. Reichstag's name to homeland security.  I've alerted Cathy's employer about her years as a postal worker.  I've notified the Palin Miltia about the guns Defend us in Battle has stashed.  I've advised the Canadian Mounties regarding the 'garden' in Angela's basement.  I've revealed Ray's real identity as a mole to OutFront Minnesota.  Local police now know the real names of the Cathedral Exorcism-Terrorist network.  I think I've covered just about everything. 
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I have dealt with the problem of divorce and contraception and abortion on this blog, answering your questions and offering solutions.  Through my efforts the Anglican Coitus thing has been settled with Rome - High Church Anglicans have been permitted to unite with Rome since so many Anglican priests and their wives are gay and lesbian anyway.  I've obtained the clarification for the Latin Mass for the trads due to my influence with Pope Benedict's cats - yet the trads still aren't happy.  There's nothing left for me to do with that except let it play out.  I've determined that it was the gays who infiltrated the seminaries and not the the peddlefiles.  I've settled the issue of dressing up for Mass here - men should not wear lace chapel veils just because some of the trad priests like their satin.    People!  The archives tell it all - I deserve a Pulitzer.
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So.  I think I've done my job here - the blog has done its duty.  (That's right Larry - I said duty.) 
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Oh.  BTW. People have asked me, "But Terry, but Terry, why now?  Why is the end coming now?" 
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I answered, "I don't know."
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I may not know why the world is ending on the 21st but I know I'll keep blogging if it does.  Blogging should return to normal before you know it.