Do Catholics have guns in their rectories?

I think some do.
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Years ago the KKK used to claim that kind of stuff - alleging the Pope wanted to take over the U.S. - isn't that dumb.  I know!
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All rightey then.
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What?
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Disclaimer: No priests were harmed by this post.