I'll betcha anything some moms dress up like nuns as they homeschool their kids. "Turn from the waist... turn from the waist. Remember the shoulders and head turn together - turn from the waist..." (Because of the veil you know.)
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I can imagine the fire drills are really cool: Arms folded, stern facial expression, snapping fingers... directing orders when necessary over the karaoke-mic: "Come children, single file. Quickly children, quickly! No running!"
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